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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 50thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 133rdLargest Retail Industry: 223rd
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Si vis bellum, para bellum
Smug anime girl
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Revolutionary Sealand

Population10.536 billion

LeaderSmug anime girl
FaithThicc Thighs

CurrencyAnime Tiddy
AnimalBlue-Eyes White Dragon

The Empire of Revolutionary Sealand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Smug anime girl with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.536 billion Weebs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OwO. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Weeb economy, worth a remarkable 4,006 trillion Anime Tiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 380,275 Anime Tiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,554,992 per year while the poor average 3,507, a ratio of 1,013 to 1.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, and citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Revolutionary Sealand's national animal is the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thicc Thighs.

Revolutionary Sealand is ranked 238th in the world and 9th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 2,716.33 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 50thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 133rdLargest Retail Industry: 223rdMost Avoided: 238thFattest Citizens: 258thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 287thHighest Disposable Incomes: 295thLargest Gambling Industry: 356thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 360thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 377thMost Corrupt Governments: 448thMost Efficient Economies: 504thMost Influential: 559thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 576thMost Armed: 582ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 602ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 626thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 649thLargest Insurance Industry: 652ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 760thLargest Mining Sector: 796thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 852ndHighest Average Incomes: 856thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 990thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,020thRudest Citizens: 1,289thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,629thMost Devout: 1,646thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,969thHighest Crime Rates: 2,257thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,560thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,979thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,587thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,595thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,630thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,193rdLargest Governments: 7,713thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,719thLargest Black Market: 12,263rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,419thMost Pro-Market: 13,268thMost Stationary: 16,197th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionMost Armed: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionMost Devout: 70th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 75th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 84th in the regionRudest Citizens: 85th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 90th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 113th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 125th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 191st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 219th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 231st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 249th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 321st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 354th in the regionLargest Governments: 379th in the regionMost Stationary: 381st in the regionLargest Populations: 426th in the regionLargest Black Market: 438th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 489th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 728th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 855th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,054th in the region

World Assembly

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