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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 224th Largest Retail Industry: 274th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 356th
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Si vis bellum, para bellum
Emperor Trump
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Empire of Revolutionary Sealand is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Trump with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, triple-decker prams, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.144 billion Spooky Skeletons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Reno. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Spooky economy, worth a remarkable 1,564 trillion Rare pepes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 304,138 Rare pepes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,219,661 per year while the poor average 12,945, a ratio of 171 to 1.

Criminals are thrown to the Fefes to repay their debt to society, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses, and policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Revolutionary Sealand's national animal is the Fefe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Crossfit.

Revolutionary Sealand is ranked 4,678th in the world and 226th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 379.76 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 224thLargest Retail Industry: 274thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 356thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 447thMost Avoided: 453rdFattest Citizens: 524thLargest Gambling Industry: 552ndMost Influential: 584thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 706thMost Corrupt Governments: 719thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 918thMost Armed: 959thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,008thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,047thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,127thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,140thLargest Mining Sector: 1,163rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,180thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,194thHighest Average Incomes: 1,232ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,471stRudest Citizens: 1,654thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,709thTop
Most Devout: 1,904thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,483rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,678thMost Efficient Economies: 5,607thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,670thHighest Economic Output: 6,569thMost Pro-Market: 6,609thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,696thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,063rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,560thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,727thMost Extreme: 10,211thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,989thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,028thMost Conservative: 14,995thLargest Black Market: 15,141stLargest Governments: 16,510th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Armed: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 27th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 33rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 40th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 56th in the regionRudest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Devout: 66th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 82nd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 161st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 163rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 188th in the regionMost Influential: 223rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 226th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 245th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 291st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 291st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 314th in the regionLargest Black Market: 338th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 382nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 391st in the regionMost Extreme: 451st in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 567th in the regionLargest Populations: 575th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 579th in the regionLargest Governments: 710th in the regionMost Conservative: 825th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 943rd in the region

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