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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 127th Largest Retail Industry: 216th Most Avoided: 324th
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Si vis bellum, para bellum
Emperor Trump
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Revolutionary Sealand

Population6.997 billion

CapitalNew Reno
LeaderEmperor Trump

CurrencyRare pepe
AnimalBlue-Eyes White Dragon

The Empire of Revolutionary Sealand is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Trump with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.997 billion Spooky Skeletons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Reno. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Spooky economy, worth a remarkable 2,308 trillion Rare pepes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 329,856 Rare pepes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,586,023 per year while the poor average 10,575, a ratio of 244 to 1.

The government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', a violent scene on television results in mass mobilization of the National Guard, and the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Revolutionary Sealand's national animal is the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Crossfit.

Revolutionary Sealand is ranked 166,096th in the world and 9,687th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 2.22 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 127thLargest Retail Industry: 216thMost Avoided: 324thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 356thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 357thFattest Citizens: 391stLargest Gambling Industry: 391stHighest Disposable Incomes: 449thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 518thMost Corrupt Governments: 548thMost Influential: 673rdMost Armed: 673rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 720thLargest Insurance Industry: 761stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 816thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 846thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 892ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 970thLargest Mining Sector: 1,008thHighest Average Incomes: 1,041stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,147thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,425thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,430thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,539thRudest Citizens: 1,575thTop
Most Devout: 1,980thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,334thHighest Crime Rates: 2,884thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,671stHighest Economic Output: 4,416thMost Pro-Market: 5,213thMost Efficient Economies: 5,226thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,798thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,025thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,945thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,080thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,313thTop
Largest Black Market: 11,409thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,368thLargest Governments: 13,151stMost Extreme: 14,835th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 44th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 47th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionMost Devout: 73rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 80th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 98th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 122nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 159th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 170th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 192nd in the regionMost Influential: 221st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 234th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 275th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 292nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 295th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 354th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 380th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 433rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 568th in the regionLargest Governments: 601st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 646th in the regionMost Extreme: 758th in the regionMost Stationary: 869th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 901st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 921st in the region

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