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Largest Retail Industry: 288th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 311th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 351st
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Si vis bellum, para bellum
Emperor Trump
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Empire of Revolutionary Sealand is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Trump with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, otherworldly petting zoo, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.48 billion Spooky Skeletons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Reno. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Spooky economy, worth a remarkable 1,306 trillion Rare pepes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 291,663 Rare pepes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,977,597 per year while the poor average 15,800, a ratio of 125 to 1.

A cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, and Emperor Trump has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Revolutionary Sealand's national animal is the Fefe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Crossfit.

Revolutionary Sealand is ranked 152,248th in the world and 7,645th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 0.5 Quips Per Hour.

Largest Retail Industry: 288thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 311thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 351stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 473rdMost Avoided: 484thFattest Citizens: 584thLargest Gambling Industry: 656thMost Influential: 732ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 784thMost Corrupt Governments: 828thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 851stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,027thMost Armed: 1,074thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,130thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,130thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,162ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,253rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,284thHighest Average Incomes: 1,321stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,329thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,408thTop
Rudest Citizens: 1,689thMost Devout: 2,115thHighest Drug Use: 2,173rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,389thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,587thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,948thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,164thMost Efficient Economies: 5,513thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,767thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,771stMost Pro-Market: 6,243rdMost Conservative: 6,846thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,566thTop
Highest Economic Output: 7,746thMost Extreme: 7,877thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,621stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,605th
Largest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Armed: 34th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionRudest Citizens: 75th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 77th in the regionMost Devout: 79th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 96th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 100th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 163rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 180th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 183rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 195th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 228th in the regionMost Influential: 229th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 262nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 272nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 281st in the regionMost Extreme: 294th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 317th in the regionLargest Black Market: 331st in the regionMost Conservative: 337th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 371st in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 441st in the regionMost Stationary: 561st in the regionLargest Populations: 629th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 734th in the regionLargest Governments: 768th in the region

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