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Largest Mining Sector: 3,465thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,499thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,108th
The Popovtsy Tsardom of
Moralistic Democracy
Eternal Resistance to the Blasphemous Reforms of Nikon
Sergei Serebryakov
Influence
Duckspeaker
Ambassador to Christian Nations
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Revnitelia

Population1.499 billion

CapitalMoskva
LeaderSergei Serebryakov
FaithRussian Orthodox-Old Rite

Currencyrouble
Animalbrown bear

The Popovtsy Tsardom of Revnitelia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sergei Serebryakov with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.499 billion Revniteles are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskva. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Revnitelic economy, worth 191 trillion roubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,071 roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, polygamy is legal, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Revnitelia's national animal is the brown bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox-Old Rite.

Revnitelia is ranked 76,506th in the world and 21st in Pecan Sandies for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,504.9 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 3,465thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,499thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,108thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,609thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 12,674thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,692ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,532ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,622ndMost Developed: 16,892ndLowest Crime Rates: 17,112thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,432ndLargest Black Market: 19,976thHighest Average Incomes: 20,416thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,171stLargest Governments: 21,425thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,651stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,900thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,960th
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Safest: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, polygamy is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage.
  • : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Revnitelia, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun.

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