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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,678thMost Armed: 8,816thMost Devout: 9,052nd
The Water Power Memelords of
Democratic Socialists
Memelords unite!
Rosa Corentelle Throntalm
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Reuturn

Population831 million

CapitalTempomark
LeaderRosa Corentelle Throntalm

CurrencyKroner
AnimalReuturnian Kangaroo

The Water Power Memelords of Reuturn is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rosa Corentelle Throntalm with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 831 million Reuturnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tempomark. The average income tax rate is 49.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Reuturnian economy, worth 52.4 trillion Kroners a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 62,997 Kroners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Rosa Corentelle Throntalm, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reuturn's national animal is the Reuturnian Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Reuturn is ranked 216,746th in the world and 10,047th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 7.61 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,678thMost Armed: 8,816thMost Devout: 9,052ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,916thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 11,014thBest Weather: 11,737thMost Inclusive: 12,898thHealthiest Citizens: 14,983rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,596thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,799th
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Most Armed: 329th in the regionMost Devout: 360th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 378th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 634th in the regionNicest Citizens: 639th in the regionBest Weather: 644th in the regionMost Inclusive: 790th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 810th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Reuturn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Reuturn, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Reuturn, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • : Reuturn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Reuturn, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Rosa Corentelle Throntalm.
  • : Following new legislation in Reuturn, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Following new legislation in Reuturn, glamping Reuturnians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Reuturn, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • : Reuturn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Reuturn, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.

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