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Highest Drug Use: 10thHighest Crime Rates: 803rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,254th
The Barely Functional Coalition of
Anarchy
A Free LifeĽ (actual experience may vary)
Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Rettiton

Population12.733 billion

CapitalTrestole
LeaderThat Guy Waaaaaaay Over There

CurrencyUnitaria
AnimalRed Panda

The Barely Functional Coalition of Rettiton is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by That Guy Waaaaaaay Over There with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.733 billion Rettitonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trestole. The average income tax rate is 36.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Rettitonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,193 trillion Unitarias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 93,715 Unitarias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rettiton's national animal is the Red Panda.

Rettiton is ranked 134,651st in the world and 3rd in The Council of Noteworthy Nations for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 310.15 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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1%
Highest Drug Use: 10thHighest Crime Rates: 803rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,254thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,585thMost Politically Free: 1,620thMost Armed: 1,741stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,186thMost Avoided: 2,251stTop
5%
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,903rdFattest Citizens: 3,181stRudest Citizens: 3,833rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,866thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,402ndLargest Black Market: 6,053rdNudest: 7,804thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,611thMost Inclusive: 9,708thLargest Retail Industry: 10,375thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,943rdTop
10%
Nicest Citizens: 12,761stMost Efficient Economies: 13,945thHighest Economic Output: 16,085thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,454thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,677thHighest Food Quality: 18,182ndMost Extreme: 20,383rdMost Cultured: 21,386thSmartest Citizens: 22,177th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rettiton was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Rettiton was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Rettiton was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Rettiton was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Rettiton was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Rettiton's influence in The Council of Noteworthy Nations rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Rettiton's influence in The Council of Noteworthy Nations fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Rettiton was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Rettiton's influence in The Council of Noteworthy Nations rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Rettiton was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality.

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