The Federal Republic of RetroBeaners is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 611 million RetroBeanersians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradis. The average income tax rate is 72.1%.

The frighteningly efficient RetroBeanersian economy, worth 69.3 trillion Libras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,500 Libras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Out-of-work actors say they can't complain, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, the government funds large training centres to turn Monarches into functioning members of society, and coalition governments are essential to passing new laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RetroBeaners's national animal is the Monarch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

RetroBeaners is ranked 141,402^nd in the world and 5,914^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 31,666.64 Standard Monetary Units.