|Leader||The Supreme Retard|
The Democratic Republic of Retraded is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Retard with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 1.74 billion Retradedians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Retarded City. The average income tax rate is 65.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Retradedian economy, worth 146 trillion hajis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,286 hajis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, artists are pillars of society, and academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Retraded's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Retraded was endorsed by The Enlightened State of Sundred.
- : Retraded was endorsed by The Stunning Superiority of Sosash.
- : Retraded was endorsed by The Republic of Zeternia.
- : Retraded was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Jest Xerces.
- : Retraded was endorsed by The Republic of Hackfraud.
- : Retraded was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of The Mace Kingdom.
- : Retraded was endorsed by The Avid Rodent of Malphe.
- : Retraded was endorsed by The Kute Koalas of Sanjurika.
- : Retraded was endorsed by The Republic of Sacrento.
- : Retraded was endorsed by The Holy Violet Matriarchy of Racoda.
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