The Blood Department of Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yeetus Mac Jr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.581 billion EKs, 19 million of whom are zombies, are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DarKspawn of Columbia. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient EKist economy, worth 547 trillion S o u l ss a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,002 S o u l ss, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, teenagers sit around on their butts all day, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, and teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich's national animal is the Gatorreich, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich is ranked 211,509^th in the world and 9,059^th in The East Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.5 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.