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Largest Black Market: 1,251stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,094thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,262nd
The German Principality of
Corrupt Dictatorship
United in Strength, Bothers in peace
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Population13.505 billion

LeaderPrincess Andrea Hohenzollern


The German Principality of Reserka is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Princess Andrea Hohenzollern with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.505 billion Reserkans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reserkan economy, worth a remarkable 2,338 trillion Monols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 173,174 Monols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reserka's national animal is the Swordfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Reserka is ranked 203,726th in the world and 25th in Brannackia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 32.72 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Black Market: 1,251stTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,094thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,262ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,279thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,114thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,292ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,294thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,368thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,653rdHighest Economic Output: 5,992ndMost Secular: 6,182ndBest Weather: 6,785thHealthiest Citizens: 7,268thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,366thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,607thMost Influential: 7,885thMost Efficient Economies: 8,944thHighest Average Incomes: 9,323rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,439thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,442ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,386thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,080thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,223rdMost Developed: 12,459thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,494thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,145thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,184thLargest Governments: 16,561stLargest Populations: 16,607th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Most Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the region

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