The Restful Colony of Reseda Island VII is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Iron Rebel with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 23.566 billion Reseda Islanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zweinstein. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The strong Resedan economy, worth 939 trillion Plasma Kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 39,847 Plasma Kronor, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

A large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, The Iron Rebel is the self-declared God of all Reseda Island VII, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Zweinstein, and The Iron Rebel has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Reseda Island VII's national animal is the Plasma Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is GOD CLOCKism.

Reseda Island VII is ranked 259,583^rd in the world and 30^th in The Universe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 46.7 law-abiding acts per hour.