The Federal republic of Republoslavia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Nikola Dakhlovic with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.543 billion Republoslavians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of kraznopol. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Republoslavian economy, worth 122 trillion Vrublerns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 48,245 Vrublerns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, pheasants are considered a delicacy, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, and Nikola Dakhlovic has just been declared ruler of Republoslavia in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republoslavia's national animal is the pheasant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Republoslavia is ranked 22,110^th in the world and 673^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,107.69 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.