The Federal republic of Republoslavia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Nikola Dakhlovic with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.167 billion Republoslavians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kraznopol. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Republoslavian economy, worth 206 trillion državni dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 49,607 državni dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pheasants are considered a delicacy, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, Nikola Dakhlovic has just been declared ruler of Republoslavia in an international press conference, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republoslavia's national animal is the pheasant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is no official religion.

Republoslavia is ranked 25,590^th in the world and 1,284^th in The East Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 74.44 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.