The Federal republic of Republoslavia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Nikola Dakhlovic with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.837 billion Republoslavians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of kraznopol. The average income tax rate is 61.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Republoslavian economy, worth 94.0 trillion Vrublerns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 51,146 Vrublerns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, pheasants are considered a delicacy, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, and Nikola Dakhlovic has just been declared ruler of Republoslavia in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republoslavia's national animal is the pheasant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Republoslavia is ranked 151,045^th in the world and 5,188^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 353.41 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.