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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,045th Most Influential: 5,101st
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Mission Accomplished
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Some

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Republitank

Population1.003 billion

CapitalOwosso
LeaderNimajneb Hsub

CurrencyRepublicano
AnimalGrizzly Bear

The Republic of Republitank is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nimajneb Hsub with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.003 billion Republitankians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owosso. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Republitankian economy, worth 64.5 trillion Republicanoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,317 Republicanoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals are thrown to the Grizzly Bears to repay their debt to society, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and group hugs break out during floor votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republitank's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republitank is ranked 131,859th in the world and 5,780th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -144.76 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,045thMost Influential: 5,101st
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Most Influential: 469th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 504th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Republitank, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Republitank, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Republitank, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Republitank, criminals are thrown to the Grizzly Bears to repay their debt to society.
  • : Following new legislation in Republitank, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Republitank.
  • : Following new legislation in Republitank, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Republitank, military training in Republitank emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs.
  • : Following new legislation in Republitank, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
  • : Republitank endorsed The Republic of Qawe.
  • : Republitank endorsed The TSP Edition Defender of Roavin.

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