by Max Barry

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Most Pro-Market: 6,486th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,540th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,671st
The Federal Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
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The Federal Republic of RepublicofScandinavia is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 194 million NONES are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The very strong none economy, worth 13.5 trillion nones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 69,497 nones, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 392,350 per year while the poor average 6,050, a ratio of 64.8 to 1.

Stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of RepublicofScandinavia's radio stations, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. RepublicofScandinavia's national animal is the NONE, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

RepublicofScandinavia is ranked 42,339th in the world and 890th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,403.61 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Pro-Market: 6,486thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,540thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,671stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,489thMost Politically Free: 12,115thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,353rdLargest Gambling Industry: 13,865thRudest Citizens: 14,200thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14,281stFattest Citizens: 15,211th
Most Pro-Market: 122nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 142nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 187th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 199th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 238th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 239th in the regionRudest Citizens: 252nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 272nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 275th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 279th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 306th in the regionFattest Citizens: 315th in the region

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