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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 227thMost Valuable International Artwork: 718thMost Influential: 2,105th
The New Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Peace, unity, freedom and equality.
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Republica Guilleana

Population6.333 billion

Leaderholy aņa
FaithOrthodox Loafism

CurrencyNew Escudo

The New Republic of Republica Guilleana is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by holy aņa with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.333 billion Guilleans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wesfeld. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Guillean economy, worth 996 trillion New Escudoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 157,394 New Escudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, rare steaks seem even bluer now, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republica Guilleana's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Loafism.

Republica Guilleana is ranked 10,191st in the world and 573rd in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 156.18 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 227thMost Valuable International Artwork: 718thMost Influential: 2,105thTop
Rudest Citizens: 5,907thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,018thNicest Citizens: 7,117thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,192ndMost Inclusive: 9,025thHealthiest Citizens: 9,702ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,114thMost Developed: 10,132ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,158thHighest Food Quality: 10,191stMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,322ndSmartest Citizens: 10,654thMost Efficient Economies: 10,996thMost Pacifist: 12,314thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,373rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,604thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,720thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,787thHighest Average Incomes: 14,690thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 15,390thLargest Governments: 15,468thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,036thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,100thMost Cultured: 16,641stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,254thLargest Retail Industry: 17,571stMost Subsidized Industry: 20,497thMost Secular: 21,160thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,328thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,292ndLargest Welfare Programs: 22,596thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,648thHighest Economic Output: 24,279thMost Beautiful Environments: 29,328thMost Politically Free: 29,650th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 87th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 184th in the regionRudest Citizens: 273rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 298th in the regionMost Politically Free: 388th in the regionNicest Citizens: 400th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 417th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 429th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 486th in the regionMost Inclusive: 517th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 535th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 536th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 553rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 563rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 569th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 573rd in the regionMost Developed: 580th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 581st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 626th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 638th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 644th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 658th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 680th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 680th in the regionMost Influential: 690th in the regionMost Pacifist: 691st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 705th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 711th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 725th in the regionLargest Governments: 748th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 800th in the regionMost Cultured: 825th in the regionNudest: 872nd in the regionMost Secular: 890th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 919th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 934th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 952nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,015th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,016th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1,201st in the region

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