The Nation of Republica Federal de Catalunya is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Carles Puigdemont i Casamajó with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.437 billion Catalans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barcelona. The average income tax rate is 14.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Republica Federal de Catalunyan economy, worth a remarkable 6,681 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 285,069 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age. Crime is totally unknown. Republica Federal de Catalunya's national animal is the Gos d'atura, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Republica Federal de Catalunya is ranked 1,848^th in the world and 1^st in The ACSN for Smartest Citizens, with 189.6 quips per hour.