The Nation of Republica Federal de Catalunya is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Carles Puigdemont i Casamajó with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 28.074 billion Catalans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barcelona. The average income tax rate is 33.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Republica Federal de Catalunyan economy, worth a remarkable 8,648 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 308,050 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Republica Federal de Catalunyan tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Euro charge on their phone bill, and Carles Puigdemont i Casamajó can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids. Crime is totally unknown. Republica Federal de Catalunya's national animal is the Gos d'atura, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Republica Federal de Catalunya is ranked 1,600^th in the world and 1^st in NATO 2022 for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 205,777.53 Standard Monetary Units.