The Nation of Republica Federal de Catalunya is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Carles Puigdemont i Casamajó with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.922 billion Catalans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barcelona. The average income tax rate is 30.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Republica Federal de Catalunyan economy, worth a remarkable 7,808 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 301,230 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime is totally unknown. Republica Federal de Catalunya's national animal is the Gos d'atura, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Republica Federal de Catalunya is ranked 293,464^th in the world and 7^th in The ACSN for Most Primitive, scoring -801.54 on the Scary Big Number Scale.