The Nation of Republica Federal de Catalunya is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Carles Puigdemont i Casamajó with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.564 billion Catalans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barcelona. The average income tax rate is 39.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Republica Federal de Catalunyan economy, worth a remarkable 4,409 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 266,229 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Saying "don't do anything that Carles Puigdemont i Casamajó wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime is totally unknown. Republica Federal de Catalunya's national animal is the Gos d'atura, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Republica Federal de Catalunya is ranked 1,099^th in the world and 1^st in The ACSN for Most Developed, scoring 97.55 on the Human Development Index.