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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,691stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,768thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,967th
The Empire of
Mother Knows Best State
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Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Republic of the Utabian Islands

Population15.494 billion

CapitalSingapore
LeaderEmpress Valeria Asiriel I
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyCamiro
AnimalBornean Tiger

The Empire of Republic of the Utabian Islands is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Valeria Asiriel I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, humorless population of 15.494 billion Utabians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singapore. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Utabian economy, worth a remarkable 2,976 trillion Camiroes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,107 Camiroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of the Utabian Islands's national animal is the Bornean Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Republic of the Utabian Islands is ranked 160,426th in the world and 31st in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Most Stationary, with 45.79891513312 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,675thMost Efficient Economies: 2,742ndMost Developed: 2,775thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,021stMost Cultured: 3,035thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,290thHealthiest Citizens: 3,354thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,602ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3,946thHighest Food Quality: 4,184thBest Weather: 4,212thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,284thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,428thSmartest Citizens: 4,548thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,775thMost Patriotic: 5,023rdHighest Economic Output: 5,784thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,314thMost Influential: 7,254thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,619thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,167thHighest Average Incomes: 8,227thMost Inclusive: 10,261stTop
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Largest Populations: 19,114thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,231st
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the region

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