The Waterbottl Shell Government of Republic of the great dadacita is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lewyshell with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.729 billion 19th century water bottle shell Macaqueses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dadacita city. The average income tax rate is 62.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dadcitan economy, worth 209 trillion 19th century English coins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,201 19th century English coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, nothing gets the party jumping like Lewyshell specifying how high, and the minority party is vilified for everything from fires to earthquakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of the great dadacita's national animal is the Shell bottle from the 19th century, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 45bridge.

Republic of the great dadacita is ranked 56,617^th in the world and 1^st in Shellacita for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,247.98 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.