The Federal Republic of Republic of Texas Texas is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sam Houston with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.809 billion Republic of Texas Texasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Republic of Texas Texasian economy, worth 739 trillion Texas dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 153,771 Texas dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, the military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Texas Texas's national animal is the Cannon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republic of Texas Texas is ranked 199,637^th in the world and 152^nd in 21st Century Rome for Most Extreme, scoring 8.78 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.