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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,080thMost Armed: 4,358thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,027th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Don't mess with Texas Texas or we will kick your Ass
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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Republic of Texas Texas

Population4.809 billion

LeaderSam Houston

CurrencyTexas dollar

The Federal Republic of Republic of Texas Texas is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sam Houston with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.809 billion Republic of Texas Texasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Republic of Texas Texasian economy, worth 739 trillion Texas dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 153,771 Texas dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, the military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Texas Texas's national animal is the Cannon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republic of Texas Texas is ranked 199,637th in the world and 152nd in 21st Century Rome for Most Extreme, scoring 8.78 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,080thTop
Most Armed: 4,358thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,027thMost Influential: 6,119thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,286thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,381stLargest Governments: 7,446thNicest Citizens: 7,666thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,723rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,842ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,942ndMost Developed: 7,959thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,180thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,231stMost Cultured: 8,406thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,426thHealthiest Citizens: 8,867thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,964thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,037thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,126thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,974thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,097thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,213thSmartest Citizens: 10,216thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,984thBest Weather: 11,224thMost Efficient Economies: 11,265thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,090thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,900thHighest Average Incomes: 13,401stMost Inclusive: 14,051stLargest Welfare Programs: 15,506thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,829thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,081stMost Subsidized Industry: 17,420thSafest: 18,923rdMost Devout: 21,297th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17th in the region

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