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Rudest Citizens: 905th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,674th Most Armed: 3,808th
The Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Bruh moment
Max
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Republic of Pentium

Population2.969 billion

CapitalPentium
LeaderMax
FaithGamer

CurrencyPound
Animalpanther

The Republic of Republic of Pentium is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Max with a fair hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.969 billion Pentiumians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pentium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Pentiumian economy, worth 478 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 161,244 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 494,072 per year while the poor average 40,734, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Republic of Pentium's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gamer.

Republic of Pentium is ranked 12,391st in the world and 5th in Despotic Europe for Most Developed, scoring 83.67 on the Human Development Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 905thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,674thMost Armed: 3,808thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,012thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,727thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,115thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,314thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,606thMost Secular: 7,245thLargest Black Market: 7,709thLargest Retail Industry: 7,869thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 9,201stMost Efficient Economies: 9,790thHighest Average Incomes: 10,363rdHighest Crime Rates: 10,762ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,023rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,615thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,710thMost Developed: 12,391stMost Avoided: 12,610thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,751stHealthiest Citizens: 16,733rd
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Republic of Pentium was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Republic of Pentium was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Republic of Pentium was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Republic of Pentium was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Republic of Pentium was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Republic of Pentium was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Republic of Pentium, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Republic of Pentium, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Republic of Pentium, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in Republic of Pentium, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.

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