by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,759th Most Influential: 4,494th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,420th
The Hazelnut covered land of
Authoritarian Democracy
Stay focused on your dreams, and you will achieve them.
Speaker of the Nut-el
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Republic of Nutella

Population1.624 billion

CapitalNew Hazel City
LeaderSpeaker of the Nut-el
FaithThe Word of the Nut-el


The Hazelnut covered land of Republic of Nutella is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Speaker of the Nut-el with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 1.624 billion Nutellans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hazel City. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Republic of Nutellan economy, worth 69.5 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,772 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are pillars of society, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, and the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Nutella's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Word of the Nut-el.

Republic of Nutella is ranked 149,437th in the world and 1,037th in 10000 Islands for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -6.63 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,759thMost Influential: 4,494thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,420th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 74th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 95th in the region

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