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Most Influential: 1,992ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,199thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,856th
The Hazelnut covered land of
Democratic Socialists
Stay focused on your dreams, and you will achieve them.
Speaker of the Nut-el
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Republic of Nutella

Population3.603 billion

CapitalNew Hazel City
LeaderSpeaker of the Nut-el
FaithThe Word of the Nut-el


The Hazelnut covered land of Republic of Nutella is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Speaker of the Nut-el with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.603 billion Nutellans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hazel City. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Republic of Nutellan economy, worth 211 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,704 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, people caught mistreating Republic of Nutella's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and rumor has it that Speaker of the Nut-el has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Nutella's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Word of the Nut-el.

Republic of Nutella is ranked 201,820th in the world and 1,331st in 10000 Islands for Most Secular, with 11.16 Atheism Rate.

Most Influential: 1,992ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,199thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,856thTop
Best Weather: 13,371stMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,217thNicest Citizens: 14,706thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,133rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,351stMost Beautiful Environments: 17,939thHealthiest Citizens: 18,097thMost Inclusive: 18,249thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,288thMost Cultured: 18,638thMost Devout: 18,857thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,974thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,164thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,340th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 91st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 102nd in the regionMost Influential: 105th in the regionMost Devout: 145th in the region

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