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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,743rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,644thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,222nd
The Greatest State of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
La Patria es Primero
Civil Rights
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Republic of Guadalajara

Population16.225 billion

CapitalGuadalajara City
LeaderPresident Sánchez

CurrencyTapatían Peso
AnimalVenado Cola Blanca

The Greatest State of Republic of Guadalajara is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Sánchez with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 16.225 billion Tapatíos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guadalajara City. The average income tax rate is 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tapatían economy, worth a remarkable 1,839 trillion Tapatían Pesos a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,384 Tapatían Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, and a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Guadalajara's national animal is the Venado Cola Blanca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republic of Guadalajara is ranked 11,519th in the world and 5th in New Coalition of Nations for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,436.7 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most Subsidized Industry: 2,743rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,644thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,222ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,774thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,899thMost Efficient Economies: 6,906thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,965thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,367thSafest: 8,511thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,926thMost Developed: 9,061stBest Weather: 9,316thHealthiest Citizens: 9,390thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,491stLowest Crime Rates: 9,695thHighest Economic Output: 9,831stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,908thLargest Governments: 10,960thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,519thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,058thLargest Populations: 15,721stSmartest Citizens: 15,769thMost Patriotic: 15,960thMost Cultured: 16,045thMost Secular: 17,267thHighest Food Quality: 17,612thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,611th
Best Weather: 1st in the region

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