|Leader||President Clarence Norman|
The Evil racist misogynist of Republic of Coldwater is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Clarence Norman with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.254 billion Coldwaterans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shadowville. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Republic of Coldwaterian economy, worth a remarkable 3,425 trillion Coldwater Solidums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 258,481 Coldwater Solidums, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,368,792 per year while the poor average 25,862, a ratio of 52.9 to 1.
Literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, and Republic Of Coldwaterian politicians are often described as having more style than substance. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Republic of Coldwater's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Republic of Coldwater's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Republic of Coldwater's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Republic of Coldwater's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Republic of Coldwater's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Republic of Coldwater was refounded in Osiris.
- : Republic of Coldwater ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : Republic of Coldwater's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Republic of Coldwater altered its national flag.
- : Republic of Coldwater's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Republic of Coldwater was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.