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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,198thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,168thBest Weather: 4,672nd
The Golden Land of
Left-wing Utopia
Death to the enemy
Sir Pablo the Great
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Republic of Caracales

Population9.662 billion

LeaderSir Pablo the Great

CurrencyCaracalesian florin
AnimalCaracalesian wolf

The Golden Land of Republic of Caracales is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sir Pablo the Great with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.662 billion Caracalesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gremaden. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Caracalesian economy, worth 771 trillion Caracalesian florins a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,806 Caracalesian florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'Caracalesian Wolfnado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, diminutive Caracalesian generals are feared for their aggressiveness, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Caracales's national animal is the Caracalesian wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republic of Caracales is ranked 224,212th in the world and 8,548th in Lazarus for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 20.82 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,168thBest Weather: 4,672ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,585thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,207thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,249thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,345thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,459thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,482ndSafest: 9,768thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,877thHighest Food Quality: 11,421stMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,561stTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 11,935thNicest Citizens: 12,131stMost Inclusive: 12,349thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,679thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,691stLowest Crime Rates: 12,855thMost Cultured: 13,856thHealthiest Citizens: 14,230thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,699thLargest Governments: 16,538thSmartest Citizens: 16,691stMost Income Equality: 21,099thMost Pacifist: 22,882ndHighest Poor Incomes: 23,486th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 109th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 154th in the regionBest Weather: 233rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 268th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 296th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 321st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 404th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 433rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 457th in the regionTop
Safest: 536th in the regionNudest: 544th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 549th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 623rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 636th in the regionMost Income Equality: 645th in the regionNicest Citizens: 661st in the regionMost Inclusive: 683rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 686th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 710th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 766th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 796th in the regionMost Cultured: 834th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 837th in the region

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