The Brototh's Neighbour of Republic of Aiyland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by James Ruckholt with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.086 billion Aitellecians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aitel. The average income tax rate is 55.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aiylandi economy, worth 108 trillion Interdimensional Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,321 Interdimensional Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Rare steaks seem even bluer now, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, and prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Aiyland's national animal is the Jamides bochus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is FartSticksXD.

Republic of Aiyland is ranked 66,281^st in the world and 116^th in Thaecia for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 55.7 Effective Tax Rate.