Population | 1.793 billion |
Capital | Heliópolis |
Currency | Hélio real |
Animal | Gato Siamês |
The Republic of Republic Heliociaria of South is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, devout population of 1.793 billion Republic Heliociaria of Southians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heliópolis. The average income tax rate is 64.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Republic Heliociaria of Southian economy, worth 173 trillion Hélio reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,871 Hélio reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Motorbike jousters live young and die fast, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic Heliociaria of South's national animal is the Gato Siamês, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Republic Heliociaria of South is ranked 31,748th in the world and 2,188th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.36 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Republic Heliociaria of South, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
- : Following new legislation in Republic Heliociaria of South, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street.
- : Following new legislation in Republic Heliociaria of South, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.
- : Following new legislation in Republic Heliociaria of South, motorbike jousters live young and die fast.
- : Following new legislation in Republic Heliociaria of South, the government funds large training centres to turn Gato Siamês into functioning members of society.
- : Republic Heliociaria of South's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Republic Heliociaria of South was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Republic Heliociaria of South, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in Republic Heliociaria of South, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper.
- : Following new legislation in Republic Heliociaria of South, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.