The Republic of Republic a cymru is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 904 million Republic a cymruans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 34.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Republic a cymruan economy, worth 98.6 trillion Draigs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,072 Draigs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

A cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', police nightsticks see use all day long, and ritual mummification is making a comeback. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Republic a cymru's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Republic a cymru is ranked 1,404^th in the world and 838^th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 143 valid endorsements.