The Republic of Repubica Democratica Libre del Futbol is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 306 million Repubica Democratica Libre del Futbolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 10.0%.

The strong Repubica Democratica Libre del Futbolian economy, worth 18.9 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is 61,829 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Repubica Democratica Libre del Futbol's national animal is the El gato.

Repubica Democratica Libre del Futbol is ranked 242,407^th in the world and 57^th in Caer Sidi for Most Patriotic, with 4.64 flags saluted per person per day.