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Fattest Citizens: 2,136thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,178thMost Influential: 2,203rd
The Armed Republic of
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Reptilians from the Alternate Earth

Population3.918 billion

CapitalThe Underspire
LeaderWaral Thresherfang

CurrencyCharged Sprocket
AnimalMonitor Lizard

The Armed Republic of Reptilians from the Alternate Earth is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Waral Thresherfang with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.918 billion Reptilians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Underspire. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Reptilian economy, worth 720 trillion Charged Sprockets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 183,982 Charged Sprockets, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

The most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Reptilians from the Alternate Earth's national animal is the Monitor Lizard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Reptilians from the Alternate Earth is ranked 203,886th in the world and 7,230th in Osiris for Least Corrupt Governments, with 34.03 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Fattest Citizens: 2,136thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,178thMost Influential: 2,203rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,359thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,579thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,024thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,285thMost Avoided: 3,604thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,907thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,903rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,048thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,362ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,581stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,735thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,182ndMost Secular: 6,533rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,799thMost Efficient Economies: 7,533rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,623rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,926thLargest Black Market: 9,044thLargest Mining Sector: 9,067thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,139thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,078thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,042ndSmartest Citizens: 15,858thRudest Citizens: 18,010thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,520th
Most Influential: 17th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 102nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 103rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 113th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 129th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 149th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 151st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 152nd in the regionMost Avoided: 203rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 221st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 245th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 264th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 271st in the regionMost Secular: 276th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 301st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 316th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 322nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 349th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 364th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 422nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 451st in the regionRudest Citizens: 480th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 484th in the regionLargest Black Market: 491st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 632nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 670th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 678th in the region

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