Reorganized Pakistani Republic
Population | 7.782 billion |
Capital | Islamabad |
Leader | The Observing Council |
Faith | Enforced Atheism |
Currency | Rupie |
Animal | Markhor |
The Mandate of Reorganized Pakistani Republic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Observing Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.782 billion Reorganized Pakistani Republicians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Islamabad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Reorganized Pakistani Republician economy, worth a remarkable 2,971 trillion Rupies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 381,844 Rupies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,561,781 per year while the poor average 3,622, a ratio of 983 to 1.
Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Reorganized Pakistani Republic's national animal is the Markhor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Enforced Atheism.
Reorganized Pakistani Republic is ranked 9,765th in the world and 237th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 10,970 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, political activists are routinely executed.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, the 'no-coal' transition is being paid for in slashed student support funds.
- : Following new legislation in Reorganized Pakistani Republic, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs.