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Most Authoritarian: 7,586th Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,178th Most Corrupt Governments: 14,384th
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ReOpenNominations

Population865 million

CapitalTSP Forums

Currencydrama llama
Animalllama

The Dictatorship of ReOpenNominations is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 865 million iRONics are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TSP Forums. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.4%.

The sizeable but inefficient iRONic economy, worth 27.9 trillion drama llamas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 32,227 drama llamas, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Slaves who produce weapons are given free samples, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, and children are sent to either religious or secular schools. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. ReOpenNominations's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ReOpenNominations is ranked 112,879th in the world and 4,955th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -2 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,178thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,384thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,862nd
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Largest Black Market: 293rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 312th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 361st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 446th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 590th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 600th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 664th in the regionMost Extreme: 747th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ReOpenNominations, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.
  • : Following new legislation in ReOpenNominations, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in ReOpenNominations, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in ReOpenNominations, slaves who produce weapons are given free samples.
  • : Following new legislation in ReOpenNominations, helicopter parenting is on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in ReOpenNominations, army gunpowder stores are being commandeered to make pretty fireworks and sparklers.
  • : ReOpenNominations was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in ReOpenNominations, planespotters are emigrating in droves.
  • : Following new legislation in ReOpenNominations, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
  • : Following new legislation in ReOpenNominations, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee.

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