The Bureaucratic Mess of Renoa is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Rhys Powell with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.805 billion Renoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lee Island. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Renoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,135 trillion Juneaus a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,151 Juneaus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Renoa's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Renoa is ranked 4,646^th in the world and 1^st in United Alliances for Healthiest Citizens, with 18.5 Bananas Ingested Per Day.