The Federal Republic of Renetopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nikola Altus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.861 billion Renetopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sitigrad. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Renetopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,834 trillion Natura Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,369 Natura Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBR Governor goes house hunting, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Renetopia's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Renetopia is ranked 1,567^th in the world and 83^rd in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 203.09 Cheeks Turned Per Day.