The Federal Republic of Renetopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nikola Altus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 18.5 billion Renetopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sitigrad. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Renetopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,450 trillion Martens a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,474 Martens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBR Governor goes house hunting, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Renetopia's national animal is the Grifin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Renetopia is ranked 13,054^th in the world and 200^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Governments, scoring 30.68 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.