Population | 22.445 billion |
Capital | ralera |
Leader | Kmer Kamile |
Faith | Islass |
Currency | lyra |
Animal | anooba |
The Imperium of Remulia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kmer Kamile with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.445 billion Remulians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ralera. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Remulian economy, worth an astonishing 11,608 trillion lyras a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 517,205 lyras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
"Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Remulia's national animal is the anooba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islass.
Remulia is ranked 6,120th in the world and 1st in The Milky Way Galaxy for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,582.12 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Remulia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in Remulia, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered.
- : Following new legislation in Remulia, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
- : Following new legislation in Remulia, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
- : Following new legislation in Remulia, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up.
- : Following new legislation in Remulia, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
- : Following new legislation in Remulia, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
- : Remulia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Remulia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Remulia, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion.