The Imperium of Remulia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kmer Kamile with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.179 billion Remulians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ralera. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Remulian economy, worth a remarkable 5,598 trillion lyras a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 424,840 lyras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling, female smokers cut their hair and don suits to get into male-only clubs, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, and most Remulians would sell their own grandmother. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Remulia's national animal is the anooba, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islass.

Remulia is ranked 40,088^th in the world and 7^th in The Milky Way Galaxy for Nudest, with 194.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.