The Imperium of Remulia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kmer Kamile with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 17.065 billion Remulians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ralera. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Remulian economy, worth a remarkable 9,016 trillion lyras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 528,376 lyras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Remulia's national animal is the anooba, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islass.
Remulia is ranked 18,732nd in the world and 5th in The Milky Way Galaxy for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,191.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Remulia, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
- : Following new legislation in Remulia, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
- : Following new legislation in Remulia, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
- : Following new legislation in Remulia, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations.
- : Following new legislation in Remulia, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
- : Remulia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Remulia, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
- : Following new legislation in Remulia, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
- : Following new legislation in Remulia, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
- : Following new legislation in Remulia, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
