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Largest Black Market: 154thLargest Information Technology Sector: 155thHighest Poor Incomes: 192nd
The Imperium of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
War-loving nations have never fought one.
Kmer Kamile
Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Remulia

Population17.065 billion

Capitalralera
LeaderKmer Kamile
FaithIslass

Currencylyra
Animalanooba

The Imperium of Remulia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kmer Kamile with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 17.065 billion Remulians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ralera. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Remulian economy, worth a remarkable 9,016 trillion lyras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 528,376 lyras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Remulia's national animal is the anooba, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islass.

Remulia is ranked 18,732nd in the world and 5th in The Milky Way Galaxy for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,191.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Black Market: 154thLargest Information Technology Sector: 155thHighest Poor Incomes: 192ndHighest Average Incomes: 298thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 354thMost Scientifically Advanced: 425thMost Subsidized Industry: 477thMost Corrupt Governments: 566thMost Efficient Economies: 621stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 635thHighest Economic Output: 781stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 805thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 810thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,165thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,296thMost Armed: 1,304thMost Patriotic: 1,501stLargest Retail Industry: 1,521stLargest Governments: 1,692ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,699thSmartest Citizens: 1,703rdMost Cultured: 1,848thMost Developed: 1,854thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,121stTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,585thHighest Food Quality: 2,644thMost Inclusive: 2,728thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,729thLargest Mining Sector: 3,453rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,793rdRudest Citizens: 4,159thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,259thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,629thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,394thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,673rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,027thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,275thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,812thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,164thHealthiest Citizens: 9,187thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,890thTop
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Most Secular: 13,674thLargest Populations: 16,431stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,824thLargest Insurance Industry: 18,732ndMost Average: 21,512thMost Influential: 24,029thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,353rd
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Remulia, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Remulia, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
  • : Following new legislation in Remulia, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Remulia, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Remulia, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
  • : Remulia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Remulia, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Remulia, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in Remulia, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Following new legislation in Remulia, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.

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