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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 172nd Largest Black Market: 351st Most Corrupt Governments: 366th
The Dictatorship of
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Remnants of Exilvania

Population9.228 billion

CapitalSchreckensburg
LeaderDietrich Ekerhart Haegler
Faiththe Unholy Triumvirate of Evil

CurrencyExMark
AnimalVampirfledermaus

The Dictatorship of Remnants of Exilvania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dietrich Ekerhart Haegler with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, triple-decker prams, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.228 billion Exilvanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education, Public Transport, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schreckensburg. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The enormous but inefficient Remnants of Exilvanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,264 trillion ExMarks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 245,448 ExMarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, the fate of the world literally rests on Dietrich Ekerhart Haegler's fingers, and denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Remnants of Exilvania's national animal is the Vampirfledermaus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Unholy Triumvirate of Evil.

Remnants of Exilvania is ranked 108,370th in the world and 17th in BLITZKRIEG for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 172ndLargest Black Market: 351stMost Corrupt Governments: 366thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 420thLargest Mining Sector: 427thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 557thMost Avoided: 641stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 672ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 725thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 932ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,554thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 1,593rdLargest Governments: 2,039thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,420thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,789thHighest Average Incomes: 2,974thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,209thHighest Economic Output: 4,948thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 8,123rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,085thMost Conservative: 9,478thMost Secular: 11,735thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,233rdMost Stationary: 13,906thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,404thSmartest Citizens: 15,413th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the region

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