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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 176thLargest Mining Sector: 496thLargest Black Market: 510th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Sometimes discretion is the better part of valor.
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Remnants of Exilvania

Population13.511 billion

LeaderDietrich Ekerhart Haegler
Faiththe Seasons of Nichts


The Dictatorship of Remnants of Exilvania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dietrich Ekerhart Haegler with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.511 billion Exilvanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Public Transport, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schreckensburg. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The enormous but inefficient Remnants of Exilvanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,344 trillion ExMarks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 247,548 ExMarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, the fate of the world literally rests on Dietrich Ekerhart Haegler's fingers, and denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Remnants of Exilvania's national animal is the Vampirfledermaus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Seasons of Nichts.

Remnants of Exilvania is ranked 623rd in the world and 2nd in BLITZKRIEG for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 37,166.57 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 176thLargest Mining Sector: 496thLargest Black Market: 510thMost Corrupt Governments: 512thMost Patriotic: 598thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 623rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 657thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,342ndMost Avoided: 1,515thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,552ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,777thHealthiest Citizens: 1,845thTop
Largest Governments: 2,360thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,061stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,362ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,650thHighest Average Incomes: 3,673rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,092ndHighest Economic Output: 4,201stMost Stationary: 10,248thMost Authoritarian: 10,380thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,816thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,170thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,350thTop
Most Conservative: 12,746thMost Secular: 14,049thMost Influential: 14,578thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,727thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,883rdSmartest Citizens: 16,492ndLargest Populations: 20,615thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,961st
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the region

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