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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 173rd Largest Black Market: 350th Most Corrupt Governments: 393rd
The Dictatorship of
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Sometimes discretion is the better part of valor.
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Remnants of Exilvania

Population9.871 billion

LeaderDietrich Ekerhart Haegler
Faiththe Unholy Triumvirate of Evil


The Dictatorship of Remnants of Exilvania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dietrich Ekerhart Haegler with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.871 billion Exilvanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education, Public Transport, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schreckensburg. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The enormous but inefficient Remnants of Exilvanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,422 trillion ExMarks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 245,448 ExMarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, the fate of the world literally rests on Dietrich Ekerhart Haegler's fingers, and denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Remnants of Exilvania's national animal is the Vampirfledermaus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Unholy Triumvirate of Evil.

Remnants of Exilvania is ranked 55,220th in the world and 10th in BLITZKRIEG for Most Income Equality, scoring 45 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 173rdLargest Black Market: 350thMost Corrupt Governments: 393rdLargest Mining Sector: 420thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 428thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 571stMost Avoided: 652ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 713thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 724thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 972ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,584thHealthiest Citizens: 1,644thTop
Largest Governments: 2,088thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,457thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,932ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,094thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,218thHighest Economic Output: 4,717thTop
Most Authoritarian: 8,787thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,895thMost Conservative: 10,221stMost Secular: 11,453rdMost Stationary: 13,097thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,225thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,172ndSmartest Citizens: 15,097thMost Influential: 15,551st
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the region

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