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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 190thLargest Black Market: 575thLargest Mining Sector: 585th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Sometimes discretion is the better part of valor.
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Remnants of Exilvania

Population16.023 billion

CapitalSchreckensburg
LeaderDietrich Ekerhart Haegler
Faiththe Seasons of Nichts

CurrencyExMark
AnimalVampirfledermaus

The Dictatorship of Remnants of Exilvania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dietrich Ekerhart Haegler with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.023 billion Exilvanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education, Public Transport, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schreckensburg. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The enormous but inefficient Remnants of Exilvanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,966 trillion ExMarks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 247,548 ExMarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, the fate of the world literally rests on Dietrich Ekerhart Haegler's fingers, and denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Remnants of Exilvania's national animal is the Vampirfledermaus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Seasons of Nichts.

Remnants of Exilvania is ranked 16,478th in the world and 5th in BLITZKRIEG for Smartest Citizens, with 70.2 quips per hour.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 190thLargest Black Market: 575thLargest Mining Sector: 585thMost Advanced Public Transport: 605thMost Corrupt Governments: 624thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 701stMost Patriotic: 1,360thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,476thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,706thMost Avoided: 1,713thLowest Crime Rates: 2,005thHealthiest Citizens: 2,155thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,778thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,637thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,734thHighest Economic Output: 3,855thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,004thHighest Average Incomes: 4,133rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,725thMost Stationary: 8,920thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,374thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,117thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,316thMost Authoritarian: 12,465thTop
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Most Influential: 13,562ndMost Secular: 14,270thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,277thMost Conservative: 16,273rdSmartest Citizens: 16,478thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,428thLargest Populations: 18,534thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,363rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26,676th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the region

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