The Democratic Republic of Reloce is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alexis Sinowatz with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate population of 10.401 billion Relocians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Narroux. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Relocean economy, worth 767 trillion métaires a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Book Publishing. Average income is 73,824 métaires, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, typing Alexis Sinowatz's name into a search engine always gives zero matches, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, and nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reloce's national animal is the Grey Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Reloce is ranked 29,843^rd in the world and 1,997^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.81 law-abiding acts per hour.