The Warring Legions of Reljazera is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fan Tu with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 34.779 billion Reljazerans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lieren Baolei. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reljazeran economy, worth a remarkable 7,673 trillion Blood Chunks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 220,637 Blood Chunks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, Fan Tu's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, and the government spends billions to protect Reljazera from a disaster that is one in a million. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reljazera's national animal is the Dragonoid Crusher, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Reljazera is ranked 307,040^th in the world and 15^th in Continent of Newearthland for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -15.56 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.