The Free Land of RelentlessPirates is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Black Beard with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.851 billion Pirates are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Newgate. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.0%.

The frighteningly efficient RelentlessPiratesian economy, worth 227 trillion ZDPS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 123,119 ZDPS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 460,151 per year while the poor average 23,072, a ratio of 19.9 to 1.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, and elected officials who disagree with Black Beard have a lot of accidents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. RelentlessPirates's national animal is the ORCA, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

RelentlessPirates is ranked 45,286^th in the world and 302^nd in the West Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 34.1 flags saluted per person per day.