The Jingoistic States of Reinoniananiananonanonona is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, soft-spoken computers, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed population of 913 million Reinoniananiananonanononans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of m e r i otown. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Reinoniananiananonanononan economy, worth 56.7 trillion Kwaas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 62,100 Kwaas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, all beauty contests have been banned, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, and songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reinoniananiananonanonona's national animal is the Ptarmigan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Reinoniananiananonanonona is ranked 41,766^th in the world and 2,063^rd in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,109.98 Tourists Per Hour.