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Largest Agricultural Sector: 743rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,059thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,692nd
The Sereníssimo of
Capitalizt
Deus, Pátria, Rei e Liberdade
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Reino de Portvgal

Population6.187 billion

CapitalGranada
LeaderDom Mário V
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyReal
AnimalBlack Pig

The Sereníssimo of Reino de Portvgal is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dom Mário V with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 6.187 billion Portuguese enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Granada. The average income tax rate is 9.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Portuguese economy, worth a remarkable 1,644 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 265,727 Reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, birth rates have hit an all-time low, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Reino de Portvgal's national animal is the Black Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Reino de Portvgal is ranked 83,132nd in the world and 49th in Portugal for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,033.06 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 743rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,059thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,692ndRudest Citizens: 1,861stMost Efficient Economies: 1,949thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,011thLargest Retail Industry: 2,542ndMost Patriotic: 2,551stTop
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Most Influential: 3,493rdMost Cultured: 3,603rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,849thHighest Average Incomes: 4,458thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,731stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,187thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,211thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,429thHighest Food Quality: 5,552ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,078thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,126thSmartest Citizens: 6,203rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,140thMost Developed: 8,107thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,970thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,013thLargest Governments: 9,789thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,393rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,452ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,580thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,100thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,690thMost Inclusive: 12,997thNicest Citizens: 13,343rdTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 14,032ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,098thHighest Economic Output: 16,294thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,085thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,197thMost Armed: 18,168thMost Secular: 19,135th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Reino de Portvgal, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Reino de Portvgal, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Reino de Portvgal, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Reino de Portvgal voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Bogus Not True Fake Town".
  • : Following new legislation in Reino de Portvgal, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
  • : Following new legislation in Reino de Portvgal, the monarchy has returned to a simpler time when genitalia was the deciding factor of competence.
  • : Reino de Portvgal voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Marine Wildlife Collisions".
  • : Following new legislation in Reino de Portvgal, bustling back-alley clinics treat everything from sports injuries to angina.
  • : Following new legislation in Reino de Portvgal, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
  • : Following new legislation in Reino de Portvgal, replacement organs are grown in vats.

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