by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,296thMost Influential: 1,897thMost Secular: 1,997th
The Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Do or do not, there is no try
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Reimp Hap

Population1.737 billion

CapitalNew Amsterdam


The Democratic Republic of Reimp Hap is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.737 billion Reimp Hapians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Reimp Hapian economy, worth 234 trillion Bottlecaps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 135,096 Bottlecaps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Reimp Hapian military, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, and scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reimp Hap's national animal is the Rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Reimp Hap is ranked 16,107th in the world and 749th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,569.3 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,296thMost Influential: 1,897thMost Secular: 1,997thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,009thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,250thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,350thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,322ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,414thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,712thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,561stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,984thLargest Black Market: 10,084thMost Authoritarian: 10,619thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 12,607thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,924thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,412thLowest Crime Rates: 13,452ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,688thLargest Governments: 14,182ndLargest Welfare Programs: 14,699thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,223rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,639thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,107thHighest Average Incomes: 18,011thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,310thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,313thMost Conservative: 21,445thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,179th
Most Secular: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 144th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 250th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 266th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 297th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 312th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 322nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 393rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 402nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 496th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 517th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 639th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 670th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 697th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 703rd in the regionLargest Governments: 706th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 725th in the regionMost Influential: 736th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 738th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 749th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 819th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 865th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 869th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 885th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 943rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 949th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Reimp Hap, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Following new legislation in Reimp Hap, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Reimp Hap, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Reimp Hapian military.
  • : Following new legislation in Reimp Hap, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
  • : Following new legislation in Reimp Hap, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
  • : Following new legislation in Reimp Hap, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Bottlecap mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in Reimp Hap, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
  • : Reimp Hap was endorsed by The Holy Red Monster of Mon Island.
  • : Following new legislation in Reimp Hap, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Reimp Hapian bee.
  • : Following new legislation in Reimp Hap, it takes a village to catch a criminal.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 166 » McMasterdonia, Hamerica, Territorio di Nessuno, Yaorozu, The Endless Eventide, Malta Comino Gozo, Ethnon, Sundred, Selfgradatude, El Fiji Grande, Shibutani, Guer Aike, Former English Colony, Corfad, The Rhein States, The Calabash Protectorate, Orado, Omnistria, Great Bights Mum, Dabarastan, Daiz, Dreadton, Fauzjhia, Siwale, Notyoutopia, Libertania Democratica, Zzozona, New Lakemba, Pallaith, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Loutsland, Koda-Land, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Dar es Saalam, Frances Francis the First of France, Xagill, Unshleepd, Interdimensional Zone, Sikol, Sunto, North Bratislava, Wineclaw, 1 very fast endotarter, The Iron Lions, Kocherian, Sil Dorsett, Prydania, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, and 116 others.Fendlium, Seenvorland, Seanat, Yokciq Empire, Brucklania, Newpromisedland, Valentine Z, Korovan Isles, Maclare, The Pantheons, Joodey, Zeternia, Highton Islands, PotatoFarmers, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Nistriabar, Xyrron, Madjack, Ravendi, Xipher, Kragsgale, Amerian States, Simone Republic, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Andexia, Moubarakistan, U S Eh, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, Napnomadia, Runeda, Heilhum Imperius, Harjad, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Holy Oranz, Eywaan, Outer Shenendoah, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Lulubellia, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Hardscrabble, Republica Guilleana, Merconitonitopia, Innocentic, A Salmon Named Harold, Jerzykowo, Wilkshire, Magna Banitia, Draconian Progression, Leewood, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Religioncord, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Pytong, The Stratosphere Islands, Pasargad, Venicea, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Imperial Pieserged, The Serdey Islands, WeKnow, Slyakanya, Sevinland, Odelinor, Nodnarb, Climeria, Colfes, Animu Place, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Free Atlantis, Seijitsu, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Xentherida, Maratabat, Star Kingdom, Galbadiana, Morgul, Planes, His Enduring Majesty, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Strongwill, Barabolia, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Svenskan, Maott, Zemnaya Svoboda, Wapistan, Dangine, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Travislavania, Yellops, Tyirza, Figyjharli, Super Girl, BTProductions, Aryan Homeland, Steampunk Ariel, Uzbek Khan, Alexander the Magnus, Viridiann, Ellbonnia, and Mon Island.