The Empire of Reichtangle The Best is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working, devout population of 404 million Polandballs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.6%.

The strong Reichtangle The Bestian economy, worth 27.8 trillion Złoties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,772 Złoties, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, devotion to God is only skin-deep, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, and a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reichtangle The Best's national animal is the White Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Reichtangle The Best is ranked 281,431^st in the world and 11,722^nd in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 21.85 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.