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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 202nd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 396th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 495th
The Multiversal Dominion of
Psychotic Dictatorship
One vision, one purpose! Peace through power!
Archon Nirin
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Reich of the New World Order

Population7.8 billion

LeaderArchon Nirin
FaithCult of Nirin


The Multiversal Dominion of Reich of the New World Order is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Archon Nirin with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.8 billion Desolators are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Archona. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Reich of the New World Orderian economy, worth a remarkable 2,323 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 297,859 Reichsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, and movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reich of the New World Order's national animal is the Visceroid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Nirin.

Reich of the New World Order is ranked 87,890th in the world and 4,040th in Balder for Most Devout, with 100.48 Prayers Per Hour.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 202ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 396thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 495thHighest Poor Incomes: 564thMost Avoided: 649thLargest Mining Sector: 697thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 709thMost Corrupt Governments: 756thLowest Crime Rates: 860thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 873rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,120thLargest Black Market: 1,228thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,509thHighest Average Incomes: 1,662ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,969thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,276thLargest Governments: 2,411thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,777thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,415thHighest Economic Output: 5,063rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,303rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,571stLargest Insurance Industry: 5,793rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,067thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,708thMost Authoritarian: 7,118thMost Conservative: 7,301stLargest Retail Industry: 8,299thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,317thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,974th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Avoided: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Black Market: 56th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 65th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 66th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 80th in the regionLargest Governments: 103rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 116th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 169th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 199th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 234th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 238th in the regionMost Conservative: 247th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 249th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 278th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 320th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 347th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 473rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 479th in the regionMost Extreme: 544th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 618th in the regionFattest Citizens: 732nd in the region

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