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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 170thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 280thLargest Mining Sector: 499th
The Multiversal Cult of
Iron Fist Consumerists
One vision, one purpose! Peace through power!
Archon Nirin
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Reich of the New World Order

Population10.209 billion

LeaderArchon Nirin
FaithCult of Nirin


The Multiversal Cult of Reich of the New World Order is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Archon Nirin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.209 billion Desolators are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Archona. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Reich of the New World Orderian economy, worth a remarkable 3,993 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 391,138 Reichsmarks, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors, the government has returned all business to private ownership, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reich of the New World Order's national animal is the Visceroid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Nirin.

Reich of the New World Order is ranked 270,908th in the world and 7,342nd in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.25 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 170thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 280thLargest Mining Sector: 499thLargest Agricultural Sector: 568thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 709thLargest Black Market: 774thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 857thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 969thLowest Crime Rates: 985thMost Corrupt Governments: 988thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,019thHighest Average Incomes: 1,027thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,717thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,118thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,536thLargest Governments: 2,549thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,859thMost Patriotic: 2,971stMost Efficient Economies: 3,166thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,456thHighest Economic Output: 3,690thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,846thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,167thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,579thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,647thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,533rdMost Avoided: 6,957thLargest Retail Industry: 9,158thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,141stMost Authoritarian: 10,236thMost Conservative: 11,037thMost Developed: 13,289thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,818thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,845thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,446th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 36th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 66th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 75th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 89th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 93rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 102nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 127th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 139th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 139th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 152nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 158th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 188th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 193rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 223rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 302nd in the regionMost Avoided: 310th in the regionMost Conservative: 343rd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 444th in the regionMost Extreme: 451st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 473rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 484th in the regionMost Developed: 706th in the region

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