by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 143rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 325thLargest Black Market: 550th
The One Reality of
Psychotic Dictatorship
One vision, One Purpose, One Reality
Archon Nirin Sschlass
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Reich of the New World Order

Population14.576 billion

LeaderArchon Nirin Sschlass
FaithCult of Nirin


The One Reality of Reich of the New World Order is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Archon Nirin Sschlass with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.576 billion Desolators are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Archona. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Reich of the New World Orderian economy, worth a remarkable 5,873 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 402,968 Reichsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, Archon Nirin Sschlass is worshipped as a god, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reich of the New World Order's national animal is the Visceroid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Nirin.

Reich of the New World Order is ranked 292,618th in the world and 20th in Calexico and Mexicali for Best Weather, with -1042 meters of sunlight.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 143rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 325thLargest Black Market: 550thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 553rdLargest Mining Sector: 607thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 759thHighest Poor Incomes: 926thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 988thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,068thHighest Average Incomes: 1,091stLowest Crime Rates: 1,100thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,196thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,940thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,032ndHighest Economic Output: 2,540thLargest Governments: 2,695thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,814thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 3,183rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,990thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,078thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,105thMost Authoritarian: 4,472ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,237thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,338thMost Patriotic: 5,534thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,986thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,275thMost Developed: 12,269thMost Conservative: 13,743rdLongest Average Lifespans: 14,254thMost Avoided: 14,439thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 17,626thLargest Retail Industry: 20,426thSmartest Citizens: 24,073rdMost Devout: 24,630thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,493rdMost Extreme: 26,517thLargest Populations: 28,306th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the region

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