The Regnum Proletarium Unitum of Regnum Boards is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Representative of the people with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, stringent health and safety legislation, and labour-free parental leave. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.574 billion Regbordsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unitas. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Regbordsian economy, worth 584 trillion Pecunias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 227,261 Pecunias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and flowering peace lilies are the best defence against Regnum Boards's military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regnum Boards's national animal is the Dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Regnum Boards is ranked 7,759^th in the world and 1^st in Boreal Hemisphere for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 7,564.89 on the Hickory Productivity Index.