The Pyrrhichian State of Regnum Alea Spaceflee is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by None with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.592 billion Aleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polypheous. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Aleian economy, worth 541 trillion Platinum Shards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,903 Platinum Shards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Other people's happiness is the biggest cause of Aleian unhappiness, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, the nation excels at displacement, and the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regnum Alea Spaceflee's national animal is the Daemonic Engine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Waltarianism.

Regnum Alea Spaceflee is ranked 20,270^th in the world and 2^nd in Toldia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,059.13 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.