The Mythical Empire of Reginum is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 698 million Citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Peters Fortress. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Reginumian economy, worth 13.1 trillion Peoples Currency Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 18,712 Peoples Currency Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, the nation burns bridges with neighbours who burn their rainforest, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Saint Peters Fortress" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reginum's national animal is the Shoebill Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Reginum is ranked 182,575^th in the world and 35^th in Raxulan Empire for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 277.76 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.