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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 154thMost Secular: 5,536thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,749th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Reformation Sets Us Free
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Reformed Ones

Population400 million

CapitalThe Citadel

Currencybitcoin
AnimalAttack Squirrel

The Empire of Reformed Ones is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 400 million Reformed are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Reformed economy, worth 26.5 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,136 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corrupt paupers spend taxpayer bitcoins on liquor and tobacco, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, and they say that Reformed made a dessert and called it peace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reformed Ones's national animal is the Attack Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Reformed Ones is ranked 37,913th in the world and 58th in The Hole To Hide In for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,399.77 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 154thTop
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Most Secular: 5,536thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,749thTop
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Best Weather: 21,505thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,672ndMost Beautiful Environments: 23,434thNicest Citizens: 23,443rdLargest Welfare Programs: 25,140th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Reformed Ones, they say that Reformed made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Reformed Ones, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
  • : Following new legislation in Reformed Ones, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Reformed Ones, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer bitcoins on liquor and tobacco.
  • : Following new legislation in Reformed Ones, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
  • : Reformed Ones's influence in The Hole To Hide In rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Reformed Ones, belief that Leader is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Reformed Ones, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
  • : Following new legislation in Reformed Ones, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Reformed Ones, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 9 » Candensia, Kemonomica, Federation of Africa, Transnister, Lenlyvit, Norfadia, Novaya Equestria, Nonadia, and Ypiranga.

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