The United Republic of Reformed Just Shapes and Beats is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Stadiqun Decahedron with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.095 billion Szuderians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cleopadria. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Szuderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,052 trillion Qurinese Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,847 Qurinese Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reformed Just Shapes and Beats's national animal is the Double-headed Eagle Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Reformed Just Shapes and Beats is ranked 47,790^th in the world and 258^th in Europeia for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.