Population | 4.893 billion |
Capital | aarmpit utopia |
Leader | steven stevenson |
Faith | Redun |
Currency | pound of heroin |
Animal | Harvest |
The The Second Land of Redundant of Redundant is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by steven stevenson with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.893 billion Reduntards are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of aarmpit utopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Reduntarded economy, worth 577 trillion pounds of heroin a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 117,961 pounds of heroin, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.
Harvests that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage, an increasing number of animal species are named 'Bob', both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth, and prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos. Crime is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Redundant's national animal is the Harvest, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Redun.
Redundant is ranked 18,930th in the world and 3rd in big for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 7,888.28 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Redundant, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
- : Following new legislation in Redundant, both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth.
- : Following new legislation in Redundant, an increasing number of animal species are named 'Bob'.
- : Following new legislation in Redundant, Harvests that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage.
- : Following new legislation in Redundant, chess defeat has made steven stevenson the laughingstock of dictators and grandmasters alike.
- : Redundant was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Redundant, election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo.
- : Following new legislation in Redundant, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
- : Following new legislation in Redundant, chocolate in Redundant has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers.
- : Following new legislation in Redundant, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.