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Most Primitive: 11th Most Ignorant Citizens: 13th Most Devout: 20th
The Most Unholy Authocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Where Men Are Men... and the sheep run scared
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

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The Most Unholy Authocracy of Redrake is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Red with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 23.056 billion Redrakeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The minute, corrupt, socially-minded government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redrakovia. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Redrakean economy, worth 146 trillion red coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 6,337 red coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A full moon at night lets economists sleep tight, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, the industries of Redrake are coughing all the way to the bank, and sushi is sold on the black market. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Redrake's national animal is the hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Reformed Church of Banjo.

Redrake is ranked 178,555th in the world and 4th in The Black Isle for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -46.08 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 11thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13thMost Devout: 20thHighest Crime Rates: 238thFattest Citizens: 305thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 488thMost Armed: 1,111thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,487thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,735thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,397thMost Influential: 2,965thMost Pacifist: 3,448thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,927thMost Avoided: 4,721stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,580thBest Weather: 5,810thLargest Black Market: 7,154thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 9,704thLargest Governments: 14,724thMost Authoritarian: 15,830th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, sushi is sold on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, the industries of Redrake are coughing all the way to the bank.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.
  • : Redrake was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Redrake was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, Hide and Seek with Cuddle Bear is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, the nation's athletes must all cross the finish line together while holding hands.

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