The Rypublic of RedBrickLand is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Otto Von RydBrick with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, lack of airports, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 3.138 billion RydBrickLandians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RydBrickpolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.6%.

The frighteningly efficient RedBrickLandian economy, worth 459 trillion RydBricks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,303 RydBricks, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work, theoretical science is only theoretical, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RedBrickLand's national animal is the Yagly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

RedBrickLand is ranked 32,414^th in the world and 1,139^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,778.02 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.