The Indefinite Conquests of Red Raiding Hood is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Astrid Weisberg-Talleyrand with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 10.081 billion Red Raiding Hoodians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twilight. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Red Raiding Hoodian economy, worth 982 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 97,497 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, international tensions are high as Red Raiding Hood threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Raiding Hood's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Red Raiding Hood is ranked 242,352^nd in the world and 174^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Most Primitive, scoring -150.26 on the Scary Big Number Scale.